Dear Amazon Drone Complaints Department

“Dear Amazon Drone Complaints Department. I was informed that my package would arrive between 9.31 and 10.12 and that my drone would be Silas. Package did not arrive until 10.43, which was doubly frustrating since the package contained an avocado, and 9.31-10.12 was the one small window of time in which it would have been perfectly ripe. I was also disa…