A Factual Report Of An Encounter With Some Cows During A Walk in England

Cows were like, ‘What are you doing in our field?’ and I was like, ‘Well, it’s actually a public footpath. It says so over there, on a sign.’ And cows were like, ‘We don’t do signs.’ And I was like, ‘Well, if you want extra evidence, it’s in my AA walking guide, just here, where it tells me to strike across the field.’ And cows were like, ‘I never know …