I'm Sorry, I Cannot Afford To Purchase Your House, But I Will Write Intricately Woven Unorthodox Stories About It

Just Try And Fucking Stop Me

Feels a bit risky posting a photo of my actual house here on Substack but I am superproud of the way it is looking right now, especially now I have cleaned and vacuumed.

Me reading this to you, from under a duvet, in the South West of the United Kingdom: