It was autumn: everything was dying, including me, but the attractive beckoning mists of that season were underway, and I was in a “seize the day” kind of mood so I decided, against the advice of many close acquaintances, to go onto RightMove and rent three leaping deer for £20,000 per calendar month. I embarked on this adventure with my eyes open: the …
Keep reading with a 7-day free trial
Subscribe to The Villager to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.