Protected By The Ejaculation Of Serpents

35 years - or is it 36 - of watching The Wicker Man

NOTE: this piece contains spoilers. I could have written it in a different way, which didn’t contain spoilers, but I opted not to, on the basis that a) it would make the piece a tiny bit worse, b) I suspect the vast majority of people who see this piece will have already seen The Wicker Man, and c) the bit that I’m spoiling is already sort of given away…