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A Slightly Different End-Of-Year Top Five
Now Get Back To It, You F***ing Baby
The Cat: A Folk Tale For Midwinter
Some Photos From My Family's Archive And The Cult Low Budget Horror Films They Became
The House That Books Held Together
Some Ghosts I Have Known Who Turned Out To Be Massive Pricks
How A Novel Gave Birth To A Record
A Few Brief Bits And Bobs For Your Ears And Eyes
Nine Things I've Had On My Mind, Including Amsterdam
Why Don't We Read Like We Used To?
The Cat Who Travelled Through Time
Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover (But Also Do, A Bit, Actually)
IMPORTANT NEWSFLASH 21st-Century Yokel Is Currently FREE To Listen To On Audible
TEN BASIC BUT IMPORTANT RULES FOR BEING AN AUTHOR
Thank You! (Yes, you too, there at the back.)
Some Notes About My Dad That I Have Made In My Notebooks
WHY HAS HE BROUGHT THIS PIG INTO OUR BOOKSHOP?
Who Would Like Three Free Signed Books?
At Home With The Actor, Influencer And Designer Philippa Islington-Smythe
The Post-Book Crash Is Real And Don't Let Anybody Tell You Otherwise
A Walk To Bog End And Back With My Dad
Three Magical Walks Very Few People Know About
Bloomin' Eck, My New Book Is Finally Here!
Things About The Countryside That Make Me Angry, And Some Photographs I Have Taken Of Them
The Struggle To Leave The Footbath
Why Reading Online Reviews Of Your Book Will Lead You Nowhere Good
The Gun's Always Loaded, The Horse Always Kicks
Can You Please Stop Telling Me To Live My Best Life Please
A Writing Pledge From Me To Me For The Future
The True Stories Behind Some Of The Photos In The 1970s Habitat Catalogues
All The Life Coaches Have Life Coaches
A Brief, Unsparingly Honest Guide To The Real British Countryside From Someone Who Knows
What Has The Nasty Little Syrup-Based Fucker Been Up To?
A Short True Life Account Of A Near Death Experience
What Will Life Really Be Like After The Internet Gets Incinerated?
Remembering A Very Special Cat
An exclusive early excerpt from a work-in-progress
The Lion, The Witch And the Dress Code
An Interview (And A Few Things I've Been Reading/Doing)
A Review Of Some Of The Contents Of My House By A Domesticated Moorland Pixie
My Dad And The Toad Who Lived In His Shoe
Extracts From My Notebooks Part II
This Is Not Your Beautiful House
Why It's VITAL To Remember That Big Publishers And Their Sales Departments Always Know Best
1983: Exclusive extract (read by me) and an upcoming deadline